I pray to jesus this means that they want me to sign another lease. I am not in the mood to be fucked with. I have been a model tenant. I have no noise complaints. I have been late three or four times in 20 months, and every time, I have paid the penalty without question, as every time I have been late as a result of being out of town and not making arrangements to take care of my rent. I fully accept this as my fault.

I will give a few people my full name and SSN in case I need to be bailed out for breaking bad.

Lord, you’d better take care of me, or you’re gonna have to deal with me.