Yeah, I’ve been lazy. I’m back.

First order of business: Herenton.

I believe I have, through my genius level thinking abilities, determined the root cause of former Mayor Herenton’s actions. He’s a fuckwit. A total fuckwit. Probably a fuckwit with mental issues. If not, I hope to god he’s high, because fuckwittery of this magnitude can only be explained by raging stupidity, mental disorder, or chemical dependence.

Hopefully, he’ll either kill himself or fall victim to the rampant violent crime he’s done nothing about. There’s also an outside chance that the idiots of Memphis won’t elect him again. If they do, I’ll do my best to get me, and my business, the fuck out of here.

On to guns in bars: Shut up. Drop it. It’s a non-issue.

The law was passed so that people who are licensed to carry a gun could legally carry in places technically designed “bars”.

Effectively, it was a law that allowed concealed carry holders to go eat dinner at Applebee’s while carrying their gun.

It’s not a fucking free for all pass to turn Memphis into the old west. You still can’t legally carry a firearm while drinking. It’s not a law that allows you to get shitfaced and shoot fuckers for looking at you crazy. Stop the pissing match. People who shoot people don’t fucking follow the laws anyway. If they did, they wouldn’t be shooting people, stupid. That’s still illegal, last I checked.

Also, great call on the “NO GUNS” signs on bars. Nothing says “safe” in a crime ridden city like signs that say “NO ONE HERE WILL SHOOT BACK”.

Maybe I’ll go scream irrelevant shit at a “Town Hall Meeting” to show that I’m stupid and incapable of logical debate in response. DOGS FUCKED THE POPE, NO FAULT OF MINE!