I was walking through Schnuck’s on Union buying stuff for dinner and decided I needed some kind of chocolate. I don’t eat a lot of sweets, but I do like having something every once in a while with a glass of milk.

Anyway, I spotted some brownie bites and threw them in the cart. I got home, ate dinner, had a cigarette, and decided I would try the brownie bites with a glass of milk. It was at this point that I noticed the brownie bites were “100 Calorie Packs”. Uh-oh.

I break the package open and get roughly 6 of these:

Tasty, but the “100 Calorie Packs” have to be the biggest scam ever.

“Hey there fatty mcbutterpants! Can’t control your brownie intake? Here, here’s 1/10 of the product for the same price so you know when to stop feeding!”