Yes, we get it. The other guy is a fag lovin’, gun hatin’, edumacated baby killer, who wants to set all criminals free, and you hate fags and love babies until they commit a crime, at which point you will kill them, while you masturbate not only ON your gun but WITH your gun. Oh, [...]

Now I’m listening to fucking gospel on American Idol, thanks to my girlfriend. Does it really take 40 people to suck? Couldn’t one person sing badly alone? Furthermore, do you think that Seacrest fruit was born a douche, or do you think he was infected with douche at some point in his childhood? This is [...]