Occasionally, instead of simply walking down to the Second Street Shopper, or stopping at the Riverside Grocery and Deli, I’ll make the trip to midtown after work to buy beer. Why? Because Schnucks carries 12 packs of Newcastle. A 12 pack is easier to carry than two six packs when you park a block away from your home.

The last two I’ve gotten there have broken apart, breaking my fucking beers, and spilling beer everywhere.

I’ve never seen a newcastle 12 pack handle break until now. I think someone set me up the bomb.