See the vid here, if you like things that drive you to stomp a bag of puppies to death.

Again, I’m admittedly pretty uninterested in sports as a whole, but I swear to god, I can’t take more than a few seconds of this without becoming genuinely angry.

It’s as if someone set out to create the perfect storm of annoyance. First we have cheerleaders chanting something in the background the entire time, who the fuck knows what, but I know it’s NOT something I need to know to better my life. Then we have an overexcited sportscaster talking fast and with WAY too much gusto, and to top it all off we have some generic pumping music that sounds like it came straight from a “Dancing Baby” or “Water skiing squirrel” video from America’s Funniest Home Videos, circa 1992.

And what, you ask, is this ungodly symphony of suck all about? Highschool. Fucking. Football.