I found this flyer in my newspaper.

The logical way to make people stop littering is to…give them some random flyer they don’t want! BRILLIANT!

Like Mitch Hedberg said, handing someone a flyer is another way of saying “Here, YOU throw this away”.

It amuses me to no end that they give you something with which to litter in their attempt to prevent litter. I’m eagerly anticipating the “Prevent Accidental Fires” matches and the “Alcoholism Awareness” shot glasses. I also signed up for the “Just Say No” bong.