My latest myspace bulletin:
If you’re gonna post some email forward your mom sent you, at least check snopes.com first.
Fuck you, I’ll buy gas whenever I want.
Fuck you, the photoshopped picture of Obama/Hillary/Ron Paul/Bill Clinton/John McCain/Xenu doing something retarded isn’t real. Yes, the picture of George W. Bush doing something retarded is real.
No, George Carlin does not want “God” on his money and the fact that you buy that means you have probably never heard a minute of his standup.
You will not be contacted by your crush, I don’t give a fuck how many people you annoy with gay stories.
No, a young girl was not killed by an axe murderer because she didn’t forward some gay story.
No, no one gives a fuck that you posted new pics, unless they involve compromising positions and a miniture donkey. If we cared we would be looking at your profile.
Direct hatemail to www. sigisfunny. com
Hugs and Kisses,
Sig
In for my friends list mysteriously getting a bit smaller.
April 13th, 2008 at 6:37 am
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