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I’ve been raped by Ike’s.

July 18, 2008 By: Sig Category: Uncategorized No Comments →

I went and picked up a few cleaning supplies, some beer, a pack of smokes, etc at Ike’s on Union. I thought the total of $70 was a bit high, but then again I bought some stuff I don’t usually buy, and I never pay much attention to the prices, so I just paid it and went home.

I got home and checked the receipt and saw this:

I thought maybe inflation had run rampant on the price of Tums, so I checked the interwebs. Walgreens.com sells them for $4.99. I’ll be returning them tomorrow morning.

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I quit the internet

July 04, 2008 By: Sig Category: Internet, Uncategorized 1 Comment →

Youtube found a way to concentrate gay.

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Tony got the Pub Olympics highlights vid up

July 02, 2008 By: Sig Category: Beer, Entertainment, Memphis, Uncategorized No Comments →

It’s about 10 minutes long. He’s supposed to send it to me and I’m going to cut it into single event segments. Here’s the whole thing in the meantime. Tony also has it up on the Hoop’s Bar website.


Untitled from Tony Geiser on Vimeo.

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Local Commercial

June 29, 2008 By: Sig Category: Ghettorati, Memphis, Uncategorized No Comments →

Ugh.

halcook

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This is what a person looks like after the Hoop’s Bar Pub Olympics.

June 25, 2008 By: Sig Category: Beer, Memphis, Uncategorized No Comments →

This is Tony the night before, sporting the Hoop’s Bar team gloves.

And Tony after the pub olympics.

And a bonus pic of Hoop:

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George Carlin is dead.

June 23, 2008 By: Sig Category: Uncategorized No Comments →

May Joe Pesci rest his soul.

This flying fucking rock probably doesn’t deserve him anyway. He made too much sense.

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So I’m a pub olympics judge.

June 21, 2008 By: Sig Category: Uncategorized No Comments →

Sunday at 1:30 at hoops bar next to EP’s. Hooper is already feeling sexy just thinking about it.

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Downtown Memphis Menus for delivery/carry-out places.

June 16, 2008 By: Sig Category: Food, Memphis, Uncategorized, menus No Comments →

I finally got a scanner, and thus can actually post some quality images. I’ll be adding them all the time, including about 15 tonight, so check back often.

http://downtownmemphisblog.com/memphis-menus/

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When did they remove English classes from Memphis City Schools?

June 13, 2008 By: Sig Category: Uncategorized No Comments →

I think Papa John’s is offering me half a pizza at full price if I’m from Washington…

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Well, there goes any respect I had for Ben Stein.

June 11, 2008 By: Sig Category: Uncategorized No Comments →

http://www.expelledthemovie.com/

Wiki article

Basically he’s done a documentary ranting about science teachers being fired/reprimanded for teaching “Intelligent Design” in science class in public schools.

And? It’s a Science class, not a Conjecture class. Although most people think of a theory as just someone’s idea of how something works, the scientific definition of theory is entirely different. From wikipedia (because I know it to be accurate, and if you doubt me, go spend the time to look it up on m-w.com, I’m too lazy):

In science, a theory is a testable model of the manner of interaction of a set of natural phenomena, capable of predicting future occurrences or observations of the same kind, and capable of being tested through experiment or otherwise verified through empirical observation.

Testable is the operative word here. There no way to test “The magic man in the sky created everything”. That’s not a fucking theory, it’s conjecture, and has no place in a science classroom. Indoctrinate your children at home. Let’s keep Science classes focused on crazy shit like facts, objective observation, and the scientific method.

Not surprisingly, the only positive reviews for this abortion of a “Documentary” have come from religious publications/websites.

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