As if the Frat Boy Douchebags weren’t enough, nothing quite says “I’m not racist!” like having the KKK show up for your cause. Thanks for confirming what everyone already knew, you hooded cowards!

Plus my chicken with garlic sauce was awesome :p

I ran to the store this morning, and noticed this gem on Pauline, right by the walgreens on Union. Yes, of course I’ll be trying a “Steakcheese” sometime this week.

Ok, it’s not downtown, but it did win a Best of Memphis for best lunch, and it’s about three minutes from my shop, so I had to check it out. Valle’s Italian Rebel is a little hole in the wall joint in Whitehaven, open only for lunch (11am-2pm weekdays, generally). I stopped by at 12:30, [...]

I have a lot of really good shit in the works, but nothing is complete yet. I haven’t forgotten about my site, lol.

Did a set that was over an hour long, fucking killed. Effortlessly went from low brow dick jokes to complex political statements while keeping it funny, relevant, and smart the entire time. If you have a chance to see him, don’t hesitate.

I didn’t do a goddamn thing, and I’m perfectly ok with that.

I pray to jesus this means that they want me to sign another lease. I am not in the mood to be fucked with. I have been a model tenant. I have no noise complaints. I have been late three or four times in 20 months, and every time, I have paid the penalty without [...]

Yeah, I’ve been lazy. I’m back. First order of business: Herenton. I believe I have, through my genius level thinking abilities, determined the root cause of former Mayor Herenton’s actions. He’s a fuckwit. A total fuckwit. Probably a fuckwit with mental issues. If not, I hope to god he’s high, because fuckwittery of this magnitude [...]

Or relatively soon.