I started to comment on a post on thememphisblog, but grew annoyed with being unable to link/quote/etc, so I’ll reply here.
Thememphisblog cited a post from Steve’s Blog about breast cancer awareness.
So I sat myself down for a weekend of football only to be assaulted by images of grown men, macho men who pound the shit [...]

Had a good time, met some cool people, drank some free beer, attempted to eat chicken.
Lindsey (TheoGeo) won best tweets (I’ve already made every fucking imaginable joke) follow her @theogeo.  Blatantly stolen from the flyer:

People.

I feel so l33t.

From the CA
Home invader identified by victims as Memphis rapper
Victims in a home invasion last week identified one of the suspects as a Memphis rapper who bills himself as “E.P. the Paper Chaser.”
Emmanuel Patterson
Emmanuel Patterson, 17, faces a charge of aggravated robbery. He’s being held on $200,000 bond.
According to a police affidavit, three armed suspects [...]

It exposed me to a fair amount of stupid. Read it here.
From my perspective, Mark is being a drama queen. That song should only make you cry because it sucks.
Mr Milton seems to be high on PCP. We should not blame religion for people doing terrible things in the name of religion? Yeah, makes sense. [...]

However, it’s not quite 100% accurate yet.
The transcription:

And the actual voicemail:
voicemail
Close Enough!

Unless someone already bought it.
http://www.saucesmemphis.com/
Protip: Autorenew is your friend for domain names you deem important.
Love,
Sig

With coupon code “NINETY”. Lots of good restaurants on there including Circa and Kooky Canuck. I bought $200 worth of gift certificates for $8. I’d suggest you take advantage of it too.
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Edit- Make sure you read Otto’s Comment, and thanks for the info, Otto.

Honest, I was…

…but then I came across an article on the CA’s blog that summed up my feelings very well and also reassured me that I’m not the only person that finds it fucking annoying. I’ll just quote Ms. Turner of the CA and save myself the time of writing the same thing, except with [...]

…a couple of weeks ago.
I meant to post about it then, but I drink a lot, give me a break. He’s riding a motorcycle across the country and back and made a stop in Memphis for a night. We hit a few bars and he got cockblocked pretty hard core. Such is life. His blog [...]

I just subscribed to me.com for my iPhone, and I’m testing out the email alias feature. My new contact will be dtmb@me.com
Send me an email and tell me how much I suck.