http://twitter.com/myronlowery Follow him. Vote for him. As I write this, he has 309 followers. Let’s break 1000 today. It’s like voting, but easier for dumb people.

And came away from it with a few nuggets of wisdom. 1. Sharon Webb is mentally challenged. Seriously, there’s something wrong with her. 2. Jerry Lawler is less of a joke than you would think. He’s not perfect, but a much better candidate than you would assume a wrestler would be. 3. A. C. Wharton [...]

I just subscribed to me.com for my iPhone, and I’m testing out the email alias feature. My new contact will be dtmb@me.com Send me an email and tell me how much I suck.

Yeah, I’ve been lazy. I’m back. First order of business: Herenton. I believe I have, through my genius level thinking abilities, determined the root cause of former Mayor Herenton’s actions. He’s a fuckwit. A total fuckwit. Probably a fuckwit with mental issues. If not, I hope to god he’s high, because fuckwittery of this magnitude [...]

Or relatively soon.

I just had someone send me a file and it actually came through. I also just sent a picture.