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Archive for September, 2008

Oh great, Action News 5 is promoing a story about a woman dropping a baby off at a church…

September 30, 2008 By: Sig Category: Uncategorized No Comments →

I mean, I know local news is designed to cater to the fucking lowest of the low, but jesus man, showing video of a woman abandoning her child? I don’t even like people and I’m appalled.

You fucking assholes are covering a story about a baby who was killed under “Suspicious Circumstances” on Clementine, and minutes later broadcasting video of some retard that at least had the slight brain activity to try and take her kid somewhere safe as opposed to throwing it in a dumpster or beating it to death. I realize it’s a story from Washington, and I shouldn’t be so specific about local news when referencing an AP Wire story, but goddamn, with Memphis’ epidemic of dead fucking infants you want to tell the population that trying to take your child to a church will result in criminal charges?

Gee, I wonder why more people don’t take advantage of the safe havens? Maybe they don’t want to be on the fucking news? I hope you fucktards read this every time you report on yet another “Dead Baby” story, and wonder if the mother would have taken the kid to a church if she wasn’t afraid of being on the news.

Is the mother a fucktard? Of course, I probably would have gone with somewhere with people.

But at least she tried. I’m a heartless fuck, and this seems wreckless to me. That’s saying a lot.

I deserve a beer for writing this.

Another excellent call: Tearing down the C & I bank building.

September 29, 2008 By: Sig Category: Memphis No Comments →

We don’t want anything of value in downtown Memphis. Nothing unique to lend a passing sense of culture. Nothing original. So I think it’s an excellent idea to tear down the C & I bank building, designed by the late Francis Gassner. Maybe an Exxon Tigermart would do well there, or perhaps King Willie can just pave it and move some trailers in for the city to use as office space.

Or an even better idea, we’ll let Bass Pro build a store there too! Or we can always use a WalMart, it’s not a big space, but one of those WalMart neighborhood markets would probably fit.

Then again, there is a distinct lack of StarBucks locations downtown…

*Note* Photos stolen from the GatesofMemphis blog. I emailed for permission, but haven’t heard back yet, so I went ahead and threw them up, I’ll take them down if that’s a problem.

I deserve a beer for writing this.

Third Street to become B.B. King Highway.

September 28, 2008 By: Sig Category: Entertainment, Memphis No Comments →

Too lazy to find a proper news link, but today it was announced that Third Street will become B.B. King Highway.

I think it’s a cool idea. Memphis has a lot of history, we need to do stuff like this to better utilize it. Plus maybe it can make up for what people see when travelling Elvis Presley Blvd.

I deserve a beer for writing this.

Google Android phone to include blowjob interface and money printer

September 22, 2008 By: Sig Category: Technology 2 Comments →

At least that’s how people are acting :D

Speculation is flying around about the “gPhone”, which is likely going to be announced tomorrow. It’s between this, the iphone 3g, and the treo pro for me. I can’t wait to see what the real specs are…

I deserve a beer for writing this.

Westy’s burger.

September 21, 2008 By: Sig Category: Food, Memphis No Comments →

Yes, I eat at westy’s too much. I’m lazy, and they have tasty food.

They serve their burger either on french bread or an onion roll. I was skeptical, but it works well. They have a ton of variations too, but this is just the basic simple cheeseburger. It was damn good, and I’m now a firm believer of the superiority of tater tots over fries.

I deserve a beer for writing this.

Not Memphis related, but I just heard Travis Barker was in a plane crash…

September 20, 2008 By: Sig Category: Entertainment No Comments →

No links up yet, but I hear former Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker was in a plane crash, and is in critical condition. I’ll update soon.

I deserve a beer for writing this.

Whoa, TN might have produced something cool, the Sarah Palin email “Hacker”

September 20, 2008 By: Sig Category: Uncategorized No Comments →

Allegedly, of course, so don’t sue me.

http://www.volunteertv.com/home/headlines/28668819.html

KNOXVLLE, Tenn. (WVLT) — Is a Tennessean the hacker who broke into and read Vice Presidental candidate Governor Sarah Palin’s private e-mail?

There are claims on the internet that the culprit is the son of a Tennessee state lawmaker and a student on at UT-Knoxville.

The answers are few, but the hacking points out just how vulnerable your own e-mail may be.

The UT student in question, David Kernell, hasn’t returned cell phone calls.

The FBI admits it’s investigating, but the agency won’t say whom.

Whomever did it, likely didn’t have to try very hard.

Rep. Mike Kernell says, “The person they’re talking about is my son,”

State Representative Mike Kernell’s 20-year-old son David calls himself an Obamacrat — at least on what WAS his Facebook page.

Mike Kernell says, “He loves chess, very adept at chess”

But is he, as dozens of Web sites claim, the hacker who’s admitted breaking into Gov. Palin’s private-email account?

Mike Kernell says, “I hate to say anything about him — there’s got to be a line there. Because I’m the father, he’s my son,”

Corporate computer systems administrator Judson Hall says, “It’s bragging rights, it’s just bragging rights plain and simple. There’s no benefit to it.”

Hall won’t call whoever did it a hacker given that the crack was so easy.

Hall says, “Yahoo is an entry level email system that’s made for ease of use-which also makes it easy to recover a lost password.”

And change it by keying in the right personal information: birthday, hometown.

Wednesday, a blogger claiming to be the alleged hacker wrote that he, or she, had read all of Governor Palins e-mails, but found nothing incriminating that would, as hoped, derail her campaign.

But what started as a prank, was becoming serious business, especially if the FBI gets involved.

It was serious enough that the claim-to-be-hacker blogged that he or she panicked, and after posting Palin’s info the hacker deleted everything, got off the Web, sat there “in a comatose state.”

As of Thursday night, Rep. Mike Kernell says, “I have not been contacted. He has not been contacted.”

UT officials say they can’t confirm or deny whether the FBI has asked for any information regarding David Kernell.

The university does have rules regarding it’s computers and servers.

They ban misrepresenting your identity, or getting into someone else’s files or email.

You risk losing privileges, even expulsion.

Beyond that, e-mail hacking is now a federal crime, and given Governor Palin’s high profile, Hall says, “They’re probably gonna go after them.”

Rep. Kernell says, “We’re just gonna see how this plays out.”

Under federal law, e-mail hackers could face a fine and/or prison time ranging from six months to five years, depending on whether they simply snooped or intended to steal vital info or do harm.

The bigger-lesson for all of us: Don’t use extremely user friendly e-mail accounts for private info, or, if you do, pick unusual passwords and unusual answers to password hints to make hacking tougher.

If it was that kid, I’ll cover his bar tab next time he’s in Memphis, because I’m fairly certain she’s the reincarnation of Hitler.

I deserve a beer for writing this.

Google supposedly getting serious about it’s social networking site…

September 18, 2008 By: Sig Category: Internet, Memphis No Comments →

Buck @ buck’s blog was talking about google getting serious about the social networking thing. They already have Orkut, I even made a Downtown Memphis Community, but they haven’t done much with it. That’s allegedly about to change.

I deserve a beer for writing this.

Jesus, shut the fuck up about “Foxy Jacky”

September 17, 2008 By: Sig Category: Internet, Memphis, Uncategorized No Comments →

Enough, seriously. Has the local news never seen the interwebs? Someone send them goatse.cx, so they aren’t so goddamn shocked by some chick’s titties.

I deserve a beer for writing this.

Westy’s finally has a working website.

September 17, 2008 By: Sig Category: Food, Memphis No Comments →

http://eatatwestys.com/mainmenu.html

The printed menu says order online, but I don’t see it anywhere yet. Just thought I would mention it, since their food kicks ass.

I deserve a beer for writing this.