I mean, that must be the case if we have the time, money, and resources to devote to legislation as to which parts of titties are allowed to be seen in strip clubs. Pending legislation would change the rules for strip clubs, including banning the sale of alcohol, requiring dancers to remain six feet from [...]

So much shit to talk about, so little time and so much laziness
I’ll keep it brief and hit a big range of local and national stories, as most are so goddamn simple they really don’t require me to elaborate.
Grand Theft Auto 4 – Kids don’t do stupid shit because of violent video games. [...]

I could not have said it better myself.

Jesus fuck.

In brief: Bridge users can expect delays
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Mississippi River
Motorists using either of the bridges spanning the Mississippi River between Memphis and Arkansas should expect delays overnight Monday and Tuesday.

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The Tennessee Department of Transportation will stop traffic on the approaches of the Interstate 40 Hernando DeSoto Bridge and the Interstate [...]

I’ll make a real post this evening.

And said, “Vonnegut! Fuck!”
4/11 was the first anniversary of his death. A little history:
Vonnegut called himself a religious skeptic, and disbelieved in the supernatural.[30] He considered religious doctrine to be “so much arbitrary, clearly invented balderdash,” and believed people were motivated by loneliness to join religions.[37]
Vonnegut played himself in a cameo in 1986’s Back to [...]

So I went to go grab some stuff from walgreens late Friday night/saturday morning, and had to go to midtown because the fucking downtown walgreens closes at sundown.
So I get to the walgreens at Poplar and McLean, and they have a sign on the door that says “Temporarily closed due to power outage”, yet the [...]

At least if you use multiple computers. PortableApps.com is a free and open source software suite that contains a bunch of useful programs that execute from your flash drive and leaves nothing on the host computer when you’re done. It includes a browser, calendar and contact client, mail client, antivirus software, openoffice, and bunch of [...]

It’s a lot smaller than I expected, I’ll make a more through post when I get sick of playing with it in a few hours. 7.51GB after a fresh format.

Does anyone really think shitty puns like “Club Fed” are funny or clever? Jesus fuck man, just stop.